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d0nn0:

American Horror Story: Flappy Bird

meggannn:

-redux: 

# lol you two # i love you both and you are terrible for each other and i hope post-series you get coffee every six months or so just because you keep bumping into each other so might as well and cho hits you over the head with her logic sword and tells you you’re a goddamn idiot and how dare you not let ginny name the children they were in her goddamn body for nine months why are you such a prat and then harry goes home and cries about it and then capslocks about it # but then six months later he runs into cho again and he’s like ‘yeah you were totally right that time’ and she’s like ‘lol of course i was i’m cho chang i’m always right but no one fucking listens to me because fandom is so goddamn basic’ # and then they order a fresh plate of scones please thank you

meggannn:

-redux

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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twerksauce-jive:

defiers:

itsmemacleod:

guys if you click on this link you can find out which pokemon you are!

I GOT DITTO OMG

This is actually really neat

  #pokemon  

cokeflow:

my opinion is no

richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

Harry liked Hermione very much, but she just wasn’t the same as Ron.

get to know me meme: [1/5] male characters - Ron Weasley 

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

We the mortals touch the metals,
the wind, the ocean shores, the stones,
knowing they will go on, inert or burning,
and I was discovering, naming all the these things:
it was my destiny to love and say goodbye.
Pablo Neruda, Still Another Day (via alanabloomsperpetualangryface)
turnitonandhide:

randomdraggon:

When he found himself in Night Vale his plain ‘ol space pants turned into actual space pants and he was quite pleased. 
Space pants Carlos is the best Carlos. 

actually the shirt made me laugh harderI’m awful

turnitonandhide:

randomdraggon:

When he found himself in Night Vale his plain ‘ol space pants turned into actual space pants and he was quite pleased. 

Space pants Carlos is the best Carlos. 

actually the shirt made me laugh harder

I’m awful