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interestingastronomy:

Tarantula Nebula - 30 Doradus - NGC 2070
Located in the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC)
160,000 light-years distance.
The estimated mass of the cluster is 450,000 solar masses.
The Tarantula Nebula has an apparent magnitude of 8, making it a very luminous formation for being ~49 kiloparsecs away.
The Tarantula Nebula is the most active starburst region in the Local Group of galaxies. 
It is also one of the largest such regions in the Local Group with an estimated diameter of 200 parsecs.  

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

bookmad:

bleed-in-ink:

kfult:

bookmad:

mychemicalbooks:

I believe we need feminism because one of my best guy friends was genuinely surprised when I told him that I was very nervous when walking alone at night, and didn’t believe me when I told him 1 in 4 women in the USA is sexually assaulted or…

At least they explain contraception…here in Virginia we weren’t taught about the different forms of contraception, we were just told that sex was horrible and dangerous and would give you STDs. Also when I was in middle school they literally told us you could get pregnant at age 4. I am not making this up.

sex education at its finest

jackwhynand:

graystripe what the fuck

jackwhynand:

graystripe what the fuck

  #warriors cats  

I found a boy I want to swim with.

  #free!  
damnitoba:

cosmicqt:

MADISON MACINTYRE, A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL, IS STILL MISSING AS OF SEPTEMBER 26th, 10:30PM SASKATCHEWAN TIME.
Please spread this and THIS post like wildfire, especially if you are in the prairies.

I know i have followers in saskatchewan spread this!!!!!

damnitoba:

cosmicqt:

MADISON MACINTYRE, A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL, IS STILL MISSING AS OF SEPTEMBER 26th, 10:30PM SASKATCHEWAN TIME.

Please spread this and THIS post like wildfire, especially if you are in the prairies.

I know i have followers in saskatchewan spread this!!!!!

  #signal boost  

brewcha:

digivice:

Samezuka, episode 1 (before Rin became captain) vs. episode 13.
….Rin, what did you do to them.

  #free!  

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

sistercrow:

lokanemandi:

stormcloak:

Clifford the big red dog by *sandara

OH MY GOD

Can we have a Clifford live action movie?  Not a kids movie either. 
Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum.  None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results.  They inject a variety of animals, including a dog.  Nothing.  They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant.  It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter.
To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so.  They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren’t expecting.  There is only one problem.
Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side.  Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet.  They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two.  Unfortunately, the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs.  During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape.  Emily and her dog flee into the wild.  This sets the opening of the movie.
Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert.  She and Clifford roam the backwoods, constantly in fear of being captured.  On one of her rare trips into town one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages.  She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process.  The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn’t long before the military arrives in town.
Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search.  She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military.  Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives.  A general (who was her parent’s superior officer) gets out and smirks.  He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford’s mother wasn’t the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection.  The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat.  The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them.  Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack.
What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat.  Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile.  It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid.  They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good. 
The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more.  But the legend of the big red dog has already started.  And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more.
The credits roll.
Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment.  The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air.  The screen flashes brilliant white.  The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day.  The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea.  A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds.  A smaller object rapidly approaches them.  It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them.  Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg.  A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold.
He approaches the two.  His hair is short and somewhat curly.  He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two.
“Emily Elizabeth,” he says over the sound of the crashing surf, “I worked with your parents.  It’s taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident.”
“And who exactly is ‘us’,” she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.
Ignoring her question, the man continues.  “Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually.”  He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on.  “I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss.  He’s fairly excited to talk with you.”
“You still haven’t answered my question.  Who are you and who do you work for?”
The man smiles.  “My name is Banner.  And I’m hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.”

how long did you even spend writing this for that fucking twist ending because my friend you are one devoted fan

HOLY FUCK I JUST SPAZZED OUT AND EVEN DROOLED GIVE THIS TO ME NOW

pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

sistercrow:

lokanemandi:

stormcloak:

Clifford the big red dog by *sandara

OH MY GOD

Can we have a Clifford live action movie?  Not a kids movie either. 

Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum.  None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results.  They inject a variety of animals, including a dog.  Nothing.  They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant.  It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter.

To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so.  They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren’t expecting.  There is only one problem.

Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side.  Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet.  They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two.  Unfortunately, the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs.  During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape.  Emily and her dog flee into the wild.  This sets the opening of the movie.

Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert.  She and Clifford roam the backwoods, constantly in fear of being captured.  On one of her rare trips into town one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages.  She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process.  The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn’t long before the military arrives in town.

Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search.  She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military.  Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives.  A general (who was her parent’s superior officer) gets out and smirks.  He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford’s mother wasn’t the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection.  The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat.  The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them.  Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack.

What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat.  Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile.  It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid.  They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good. 

The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more.  But the legend of the big red dog has already started.  And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more.

The credits roll.

Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment.  The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air.  The screen flashes brilliant white.  The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day.  The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea.  A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds.  A smaller object rapidly approaches them.  It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them.  Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg.  A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold.

He approaches the two.  His hair is short and somewhat curly.  He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two.

“Emily Elizabeth,” he says over the sound of the crashing surf, “I worked with your parents.  It’s taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident.

“And who exactly is ‘us’,” she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.

Ignoring her question, the man continues.  “Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually.”  He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on.  “I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss.  He’s fairly excited to talk with you.”

“You still haven’t answered my question.  Who are you and who do you work for?”

The man smiles.  “My name is Banner.  And I’m hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.”

how long did you even spend writing this for that fucking twist ending because my friend you are one devoted fan

HOLY FUCK I JUST SPAZZED OUT AND EVEN DROOLED GIVE THIS TO ME NOW

sawi93:

Art by ねぎRate and/or fav the artist!~MYDAMNKINK

sawi93:

Art by ねぎ
Rate and/or fav the artist!~
MYDAMNKINK

  #free!  

liamstewrt:

TEEN WOLF AU » The Mortal Instruments (Part 1) requested by henrybufordbranwell

"Our story starts with four teenagers; Lydia Fairchild, Scott Herondale, Allison Carstairs, and Stiles Blackthorn. Lydia, having roots in both London and New York, travels between the two often. Easily distinguishable by her red hair and green eyes, she is not often mistaken as being from a different Shadowhunter family. Scott is not your typical Shadowhunter, usually being the one who attends to victims rather than fight, but he is fiercely protective. The Carstairs, being particularly close to the Herondales, are often found together. Allison and Scott have been friends since birth, frequently mistaken for Parabatai. Stiles however, is Scott’s Parabatai. Despite the Lightwoods running the New York Institute, many Shadowhunter families reside there, or in nearby apartments. Stiles and Scott have trained together with Allison for years, and were instantly inseparable. Lydia, being towed around the world most of her time, trains with them as much as possibly when her family stays with at the Institute, but ultimately is self-taught."

Me: Someone posted Blood of Olympus Spoilers...How dare they....I'm not even going to read them, Ha.
Me: Nope
Spoilers: Aw
Me: Ha, Ha, Ha
Me: I'll just wait for the book
Me: *Middle of Reading BoO spoilers, Looks around* How the fuck did I end up here.
Spoilers: Surprise Motherfucker

In reference to this thing

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korraisnottan:

emojchic:

Same

ughsocialjustice:

feels-by-the-foot:

avant-sad:

myspacefanfiction:

deadbeatuncle:

swolizard:

Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here

"let me make fun of stupid girls and the stupid girl things they do also i have a beard"

This isn’t funny ??!!!???!!!??!!
White boys need to calm down and stop thinking their so funny

I wanna beat this fucking dude up

Can you all shut the fuck up, and just TRY to have a sense of humor for a few minutes? 

It’s just a joke. It’s not the patriarchy, it’s not the ‘war on women’, it’s a guy having fun. And it’s pretty hilarious, if you see it for what it is, and not try to find hidden offensive bullshit in EVERYTHING. 

Christ, this website. 

And you know if the roles were reversed these same fuckers would be laughing their asses off. *Craig Ferguson voice* IT’S A JOKE! 

Seriously, some days I just want to light this website on fire.

-the Polish one