American Horror Story: Flappy Bird
# lol you two # i love you both and you are terrible for each other and i hope post-series you get coffee every six months or so just because you keep bumping into each other so might as well and cho hits you over the head with her logic sword and tells you you’re a goddamn idiot and how dare you not let ginny name the children they were in her goddamn body for nine months why are you such a prat and then harry goes home and cries about it and then capslocks about it # but then six months later he runs into cho again and he’s like ‘yeah you were totally right that time’ and she’s like ‘lol of course i was i’m cho chang i’m always right but no one fucking listens to me because fandom is so goddamn basic’ # and then they order a fresh plate of scones please thank you
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it
I GOT DITTO OMG
This is actually really neat
turn on: when your phone is on 100%
Harry liked Hermione very much, but she just wasn’t the same as Ron.
get to know me meme: [1/5] male characters - Ron Weasley
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
the wind, the ocean shores, the stones,
knowing they will go on, inert or burning,
and I was discovering, naming all the these things:
it was my destiny to love and say goodbye.
When he found himself in Night Vale his plain ‘ol space pants turned into actual space pants and he was quite pleased.
actually the shirt made me laugh harder